I enjoyed the first Transformers in a braindead fun kind of way. Not much of the movie was open for scrutiny, less the entire enterprise collapses like a tender house of cards. So, to nobody’s surprise, Transformers 2 is nearly upon us and the trailers make it look just as stupidly, idiotically, fun. I can never get enough of Megan Fox. She can’t act or emote or anything like that, but damnit I just want her to stand around posing while stuff happens.