Apparently there are reports that fan favourite music rhythm series Guitar Hero deserves its own reality show. Are you fucking kidding me? A concert tour of people playing plastic guitars to other people’s music?
Now, I’m not one to speak seeing that I have a gaggle of plastic guitars and a drum set lining my minuscule bedroom, but even I know where to draw the line. Wouldn’t giving real musicians a shot at starring in a concert tour be a far better investment, especially if it was sponsored by Guitar Hero? Can anyone honestly say they’re riveted at the notion of watching sweaty, tunnel-visioned geeks staring blankly at a screen while playing songs on expert?
On another less ludicrous note, Activison Blizzard is also trying to get Warcraft and Call of Duty movies off the ground. Not too sure about Warcraft, but I can conceivably see a CoD movie being alright, if they can find a way to differentiate it from the gazillion other war movies released.